Comparing Ailments

Well, it's official: I'm old. 

This morning in my Cherokee language class, my teacher, two other classmates and I were discussing the places where we hurt. My prof is in his sixties. We both have the same pain in our heel and I was giving him tips on how to make it feel better. 

Also, my back is killing me after painting my daughter's room. And while my back aches like an arthritic grandma, I'm growing two new zits in my oily t-zone.  So now my shopping list reads: 

1. One pkg Doan's backache pills

2. Clearasil